We have to dance it out. That’s how we finish.
Young FDR with dogs can get it.
omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship
Texas is the largest planet in the solar system. It’s science y’all.
This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it
*Hairstyles and Cuts for Wavy/Curly Hair!*
*Twenty pictures of women with hairstyles that have been blown out, flat ironed, and then curled*
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
I told a customer ‘no problem’ one time after i helped him find some shoes and he turns around and explains that he’s a ~*~Language Expert~*~ and that I shouldn’t say no problem because it “Shouldn’t be a problem; its your job to help me, isn’t it?? Maybe you should say you’re welcome instead.”
next time he’s going to find some shoes in his ass tbh
Hell. To the fuck. No.
That is rude as shit. Anyone ever comes to me with this I am going to tell them exactly what I meant to say and they’re going to wish they could go back in time and accept the shortened wish of having a nice day.
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