My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
I feel like this went somewhere unexpected
Was anyone else super fucking jealous of Belle at this point in the movie?
Other little girls wanted the prince… i just wanted the library…
can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best
can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now
fanfics where the characters change positions during sex be like
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
I’m not hungry for breakfast until around 10 am at the earliest, no matter when I wakeup. In high school, 10 am was like, 4th period.
Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.
Guys, guys, guys:
we’ve discovered the Black Widow’s superpower.
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