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21st August 2014

Post reblogged from #myfriendsaremarried with 124 notes

When I’m at a dry wedding

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m just like…
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21st August 2014

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When my friend is talking to me about giving birth

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and I’m like…
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21st August 2014

Post reblogged from she knows her mind all right with 11,880 notes

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clarabeau:

Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see candles called MMM, Bacon!. Riding Mower. Man Town. (I’m not kidding. Man Town.) Stay strong. Not in this section, but likely very near this section, you will find a candle called Mountain Lodge.

Hold this jar in your hands like a talisman. Close your eyes and picture a man.

I want to be clear: I’m not talking about a Hugh Dancy. Or an Andrew Garfield, a Ben Whishaw, even a Tom Hiddleston. This exercise requires someone in the Chris Evans weight class. The Richard Armitage department. Someone with smile lines around his eyes who could chop the cedar for your bower with his own hands, strangle an alpha wolf, carry you home when you sprain your ankle in the woods, bench press your entire body. Picture this man in your mountain home with a full beard, a slightly grimy white henley, a fond half smile he reserves only for you. Now open the lid and smell Mountain Lodge.

Steady yourself on the man candle display. Give yourself a second. No, you’re not wrong. Yes, the Yankee Candle Company has just eliminated the need for men. This medium tumbler Mountain Lodge candle jar is now your boyfriend. The Yankee Candle Company has effectively replaced the need for contact with the male half of our species with a compact and clean-burning candle in a jar.

"Do you like this one?" the cashier asked, ringing me up. "Every man should be required by law to smell like what this candle smells like," I replied intensely. "That’ll be $12.01," she said.

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MOUNTAIN LODGE

Mountain Lodge is legit. I had people over once and what they did was sit in my kitchen and pass around my unlit Mountain Lodge candle and inhale and then we had an impromptu Bollywood dance party. This is all true, if a little strange.

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20th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from thank you, gravity with 7,102 notes

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killedbyloki:

Thank you Tom

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20th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from thank you, gravity with 45,722 notes

dbvictoria:

Dave Bautista takes the ALS ice bucket challenge up a notch.

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20th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from let's list our 10 favorite episodes with 86 notes

bilbotheunicorn:

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

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19th August 2014

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19th August 2014

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seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

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18th August 2014

Post reblogged from Julia Skott with 1,831 notes

Trying to start the week off on the right foot

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18th August 2014

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